Monday, January 25, 2010

This is super cute!!!
They never failed to make me smile when shit slams onto me during work..

http://mymilktoof.blogspot.com/

Cute rite!!!

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I've been rather amazed by my own sarcasm recently... here's my 2 classic incidents where I even surprised myself that I could actually such words..

Incident 1
Place: a foodcentre in Jurong West
Time: breakfast time!
What happened: Went for breakfast on a Sunday morning with family at the food centre. There's 5 of us and the 4 of them went to buy food, so I, the da xiao jie waiting for pple to serve, sat there and tend to the table.
1 auntie walked past and asked "有没有人坐的？"
So naturally, I replied "有人坐"
Then the auntie asked again in a gl tone "then 人在哪里?"

*ta dah*

she sparked the sarcasm in me and without with thinking I said very loudly "去买东西啦!"

I think she didn't expect me to reply her so she was qt stunned when I made the remark. Realising that she asked a stupid question, she became paiseh and quickly walked off.


Incident 2
Place:the coffee shop behind my house
Time: Dinner time
What happened: This time, I'm having zi char at the kopitiam with my family of 6. We ordered 4 dishes, tofu, veg, meat and fish.
So after waited for a while, the first dish, tofu, came together with the rice.

*Eat eat*
..
..
..

after about 10min, the veg came

*Eat eat*
..


Nothing came after 10min the veg came..

*ta dah*

I was qt pissed off already.. I saw the lady who took our ordered clearing the table next to ours and I called her to come over.
I said "小姐，你要我们吃菜跟豆腐而已阿？"

She peer down at our table and had this paiseh smile. So she immediately put down the dirty dishes on the next table and hurried to the kitchen. Within 1 min, she turned up with the rest of our food.

I think my remark stunned everyone at the table cos bf was staring at me like saying "wow, did u just say that?"

oh well, don't pissed me off when I'm having pms.

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